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| Please, NO UNMEDICATED EMAILING. Thank-You. The Establishment. |
AND IF
The cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunesI'll see you on
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| I love when stories start: We fired our lead singer and his best friend |
The above were three samples that I gathered. The final poster is the one that put it all into:
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| Haven't heard from them since. |
TICKING AWAY
the moments that make up a dull day. Fritter and waste the hours. In an off-hand way.
A very surrealistic way to spend moments that make up a dull day...
Balldroppings.com
The balls fall and you draw lines. As the ball hits the line, it emanates a sound. The tone is controlled through gravity, placement of the line, speed and alcohol consumption on the users part. There are control nobs to the users' bottom right. Not the nobs on the users' right bottom, the nobs on the bottom right of the users' screen.
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| I make the same sounds when my bottom right is adjusted |
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| Collins' Craptastic Cacophony of Kvetch |
I
felt artsy, intelligent, and wasted all at the same time. After 30
minutes that I will never again have in my life, I discovered this - THE
PAGE OF DIRECTIONS:
Balldroppings Expose
Now... I am just merely confused. There is such a thing as too many possibilities for us dim witted, you know.
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| Please, Follow Directions. Thank-You. The Management. |
KICKING AROUND ON A PIECE OF GROUND IN THESE HERE TOLEDO
(Waiting for someone or something to show you the way)
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| That-a-way, Bay-bee! |
Austin is my shining beacon every morning in These Here Toledo. He points me right to my studio come rain or shine. I can't see him in the dark, however.
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| My Dream Van |
Let's play: "Guess Which Bumper Sticker Caught My Attention"
WAS IT:
[A] If Found Please Return to Detroit
[B] Libertarian
[C] I'm Not Wearing Pants
[D] ParentHonor Student
[E] The "Family" stickers illustrating this particular nuclear family as one with plenty of guns, knives, hunting dogs and archery equipment. Apparently, the youngest girl poses the biggest threat to the unit as she is the only one unarmed, is surrounded, and has an arrow heading right for her head.
TELL THEM WHAT THEY'VE WON, JOHNNY!
They've won
SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!
[Cheers from Crowd Here]
I say! I now have a fancy place
to store my nuts -- in my brand new
SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!
SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!
US AND THEM
When the relations would come to visit my dad used to blithely say, "Oh, boy. The circus is in town."
Is it just me, or are there vague similarities between the Clown Cruiser and this:
COINCIDENCE?
Or mere semantics?
What are semantics?
“Haven't you heard it's a battle of words,” the poster bearer cried.
[D] Parent
[E] The "Family" stickers illustrating this particular nuclear family as one with plenty of guns, knives, hunting dogs and archery equipment. Apparently, the youngest girl poses the biggest threat to the unit as she is the only one unarmed, is surrounded, and has an arrow heading right for her head.
ɔ : ɹəʍsuɐ
TELL THEM WHAT THEY'VE WON, JOHNNY!
They've won
SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!
[Cheers from Crowd Here]
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| SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS! |
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| The lovely Carol Merril Models SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS! |
I say! I now have a fancy place
to store my nuts -- in my brand new
SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!
SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!
US AND THEM
When the relations would come to visit my dad used to blithely say, "Oh, boy. The circus is in town."
Is it just me, or are there vague similarities between the Clown Cruiser and this:
COINCIDENCE?
Or mere semantics?
What are semantics?
“Haven't you heard it's a battle of words,” the poster bearer cried.
RUN, RUN RABBIT RUN
The Newest from Studio 566:
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| FOLLOW HIM Illustrator |
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| DEATH WITH HIS BUNNY II Illustrator |
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| STEAMPUNK Illustrator |
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| STEAMPUNK JACK Graphite |
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| RUSSETTE AND HER ATTITUDE Watercolor & Ink |
All the above bunnies can be found at: http://www.zazzle.com/ragingbuns
In fact, if you click HERE it will take you HERE.
THE SUN IS THE SAME IN THE RELATIVE WAY
A Pink Floyd exploration. PIG MAN
First, how to draw a pig:
Then I draw the rest of the Floydian illustration:
First, how to draw a pig:
Then I draw the rest of the Floydian illustration:
HOME, HOME AGAIN…Across the small yard lives the neighbor. Somewhere else somewhere near lives a mild mannered young boy who dresses as WOLVERINE. Everyday. EVERY. DAY. I managed to capture this elusive creature as he ding dong ditched the neighbor and was succeeding in his plan of escape.
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| In that single instant, he was Wolverine.
Len Wein |
One afternoon, not so long after this, the elusive creature was spotted with super-hero drawers down around his ankles whizzing on that larger bush. I do not know what the neighbors did to incure the Wrath of Wolverine, but I am glad I am not them.
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| The neighbor's bush after WOLVERINATING |
PIECES OF ME
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| My version of fuzzy dice |
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| My River |
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces...
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| Pink Floyd Was Here |
