Friday, March 23, 2012

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS

We are careening into the end of March. I have nothing new to share in the terms of tips, new supplies, hide outs, big news, little news or anything. The end of March means that since I have not been contacted, I have been rejected by innumerable magazines and contests. I have been rejected by the best. I am not particularly fond of March. One class has finished, however. Another class has begun as I blaze my trail into a debt I will never, in one lifetime, be able to pay. I am required to take biology ::shudder:: and have landed in a nutrition class. The adviser said the class is what is best for "people like me." What is a "people like me"?

"PEOPLE LIKE YOU"


It turns out the other choice was BIOLOGY. As in REAL BIOLOGY. Then... I understood...


WHY ARE TERTIARY STRUCTURES SELFISH?
BECAUSE THE AMINO ACIDS ARE ALL WRAPPED UP IN THEMSELVES.




NUTRITION IT IS.

In nutrition, I have learned many things -- mostly that my rabbits eat better than I do.

I ACTUALLY TURNED THIS IN AND RECEIVED AN "A".



THESE HERE TOLEDO

It has been pretty quiet in these here Toledo, Ohio. I did see a mattress with box springs neatly lain on the sidewalk, but alas -- I could not snap a picture for posterity. Instead, I created a collage of South St. Clair Street to showcase our beautiful Parking Meter Cozies.





It looks as though someone slacked on a few of them. They are more like the pot holders we all made in 3rd grade all sewn together. Only in Toledo would someone slack on parking meter cozies.

TOLEDO POT HOLDERS



YOU ARE WELL ON YOUR WAY TO MAKING
YOUR OWN PARKING METER COZY!


THE PROJECT
The "BIG" March project became even bigger, to my surprise. I had so much fun working on it and really actually loved the individual that commissioned the piece. I can't tell you what it is yet... but stay tuned because I will be shoving it in all of your faces for the next year. I can't wait!! Is the anticipation growing? You know it is...

A SYMBOLIC REPRESENTATION OF ME
MAKING YOU LOOK AT MY WORK.



THE OTHER PROJECT

The other project (365) is humming right along. Again, one illustrator among some wildly talented photographers. I am finding that my image-a-day sometimes takes more than a-day. I have been trying carefully to push myself for at least one sketchbook doodle. Wouldn't you know it, some of the doodles turn out better than any pieces I've spent weeks toiling over. Perhaps more evidence that I think too much.

Anyhoo --





This image popped up when I Googled "Anyhoo."















Again, I am drawing a plethora of bunnies. This helps with the original 365 Bunnies project that I keep getting pulled from. Now, I have two 365 projects to get pulled from. Everything is pulling.




MY PURPOSE
The purpose under this purpose is to share the bunnies. These were born out of the 2nd 365 project but I add them to the 1st 365 Bunny project.

IT WAS A SLOW DAY



SAMMY DOING LIFE FOR CHEWING WIRES



I AM THE RABBIT



SITTING IN NEGATIVE SPACE








007





INTO OZ





DEATH WITH BUNNY




LANCE'S FAN




OVER THE MOON



OUT OF THE SHADOW


I AM NOT RIGHT
I don't know why, but I thought this was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time:


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!









THE GREAT OUTDOORS

I went outside this week. After the initial shock to my system and exposure to the sun, I relaxed.

Sammy joined me while Russette glared at both of us from within the confines of the house.









MY NEIGHBOR





I AM NEIGHBORLY










END OF DAY
For the record, rabbits dream. They also snore.

HE CHASES CARS WHEN HE SLEEPS




THE END

NOT THAT I EVER DID













2 comments:

  1. Pretty funny. I've seen those cozies downtown, still can't figure them out. I love the pull my finger guy and Sammy in jail is a classic.

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    1. I can't figure the cozies out either. I have seen them ALL OVER downtown... then one day there was this collective on South St. Clair. I only wish I could have stopped long enough to get the photo of the king sized mattress and box near the Mud Hens stadium.

      Sometimes... I really do love this town.

      Thank you for the love!

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